Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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