I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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