Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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