Just cropdusted the office
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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