I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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