im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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