I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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