My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
