So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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