mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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