**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I need to align my fucking chakras
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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