i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
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