You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize
