i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
we should paint friendship bongs
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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