You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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