Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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