I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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