My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I feel like abortions should bother me more
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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