i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Randomize