Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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