If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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