I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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