new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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