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Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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