i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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