? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
My sheets look like a crime scene.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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