do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Randomize