So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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