If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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