a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i think i scared a bird with my dick
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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