you would pick up someone in the library
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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