Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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