if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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