Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Fuck me I smell like cheese
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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