I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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