Duck Duck Cougar?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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