Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Watching her eat just hurts me
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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