I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
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