is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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