you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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