We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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