You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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