yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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