quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
We're too hungover to prance.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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