Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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