My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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