I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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