yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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