You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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