the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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