He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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