Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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