My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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