dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Its about making memories worth repressing
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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