I'm drive I can fine osifer
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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