like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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