Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
i out mim tonsoeep
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