But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
They have beer where we have blood.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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