"it" just moved
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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