I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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