She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
