69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
