i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
