are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
she woke up with a sticky ear
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
ugly people sure do ruin things
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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